4 ways to know if you’re a misfit:

1. You live on the other side of the world..ermm..country as your friends.
2. While your friends are watching LOTRs, you are replaying in your mind Shangai Noon/Knights and Meet the Parents/Fockers.
3. While your friends are reading LOTRs you are reading National Geographics or Shakespeare.
4. Your friends watch Spongebob Squarepants and The Simpsons, while you are flipping between ESPN, ESPN2, TNT, and FOX to catch the hockey and basketball games.

If all of these things apply to you, you are labeled a dorky misfit. One non-famous person that shares this misforutnate title as you is, Veronica Love. “Know that you’re in good company.”

I’m going to be taking the GED in September. Yay! I’m going to be having a busy month of studying, but I should be able to pass right? right? Please say yes. I need confidence! I need support! I have a low self-esteem. Help me out.

Quick question- Have you read “Breakfast in Bed Please”. I haven’t but a friend of mine has. If you have please tell me your opinion about it?

Deep Thought- Why is birds’ shit white?

I’m currently writing a research paper on Mary Queen of Scots. It’s so freakin hard. I’ve read three books, two of which were 600 pages plus, but I can’t seem to sum up her life the way I want to. I’ve been talking about how screwed up her life was for the last 2 weeks, and I’m sure people are sick of hearing me, so I’m trying to finish up. Well I sorta have to because it’s due on the 1st. I’m 3/4 of the way through, but I feel like burning it and starting all over again. But then I can’t, because I only have less than a week. Ahh..it’s killing me! Death to essays! Chant with me. Death to essays! Death to essays! Death to essays! *voices fade into oblivion*

Warning: The above content might be a little disturbing. It was written by the decaying mind of a aldolecent teenager.

Aimlessly walking
Down life’s lane
Hands stuffed in pockets
Bizarrely insane

In a state of peace
Living on a high
Clown, fool, puppeteer
The bees and birds fly

-V.Love

Good new, good news. Listen up. Oct. 5 will be a good day. Yes, a very good day. The NHL is back in business. Skating is in session! But the coolest thing about this is, my favorite team, the Pittsbugh Penguins, have the top draft pick. Snazzy!

Inside note- I have fond memories of the Penguins. I lived in Pittsburgh for 3 years between the ages of 3-6. For my 4th birthday, my dad took me to a Penguins game, where I got to see two of the greatest NHL players ever, Mario Lemieux and Jaromir Jagr. Of course it’s debatable if they happen to be the greatest, but I’m bias and I think they are. Such a swell team.

I’m starting a series titled “Do you really know me?” ermm…sounds kinda corny. Okay “About Me” umm..I don’t know, I’ll have to swing it.

10 things I dislike:
-Pizza with to much pizza suace and too little cheese.
- soy products
- baseball
- golf
- overly romantic movies
- movies that cause you to believe that there will be romance….but then leave you empty handed(Like the Interperter)
- The last two Star Wars
- 7 eleven soda machines that don’t mix the bubble water and the flavoring right, and when you decide to get a soda (which you normally don’t do) all you get is bubbly water.
- Country music
- Housewife stuff, like sewing and gardening.

10 things I like:
- Watching movies in theaters
- Comedies
- Basketball
- Football
- Baking
- Mountain Dew
- Rock music
- Reading
- Showers
- Sleeping

I had to much time to think the other day, way to much to be precise. During that time I thought about this question- Will we shit in heaven?

In our present form shitting and peeing is the only way to eliminate body waste, if we didn’t eliminate we would die. But there is no death in heaven (And God will wipe away every tear from their eyes; there shall be no more death), so therefore we wouldn’t die if we didn’t eliminate. But we can still eat food, like all our hearts desires are supposed to be satisfied and for many people good food is one of their desires, and that is what leaves me baffled. Eating equals shitting for every creature in the world, It’s part of life, and a very stinky part at that. But then people say heaven isn’t like the life we know, it’s a different world, and that our body’s will be different. Anyways, yes to much thinking.

Emmy-

“In the arms of an Angel, far away from here
From this dark, cold hotel room, and the endlessness that you fear
You are pulled from the wreckage of your silent reverie
In the arms of an Angel; may you find some comfort here”
- Sara Mclachan

We, as in Katrina (aka. Kevin T’s mom) and myself, went downtown to do some touristy stuff on our freeday(heh, which happens to be today). We saw Thomas Jefferson’s memorial, the Washington Monument, and the American History Smithsonian. Hopefully we’ll be able to see the other stuff on our next couple of freedays. It’s funny, because I’ve seen most of this stuff numerous times, but they always seem to be adding new stuff. Plus well, there’s nothing else to do on freedays, so this adds some spice.

The special story of the day. Kat and I were eating our lunch, which consisted of a sandwhich filled to overflowing with lunch meat but it was great was great I’m not complaining. It’s just that as soon as I take a bite of this massive sandwich, a group of 10, yes I counted, semi nice looking guys, my age!, walk by. I’m thinking holy dong. They’re thinking haha..what a dork!. “It was like so not cool.” And then, and then, as they walked past they started laughing at me. At ME people! It was devastating. Haha

Anyways, pictures follow below. Enjoy!
***Picture above, one of the presidential pianos.